What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

How can Ukraine and Russia resolve their conflicts?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are some things you do for your form of self-care?

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

What are the methods used for preserving rice straw in China?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

What is the best AI ChatGPT or Copilot, Cursor, Grok?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?